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Tuesday, October 21st, 2003
9:31 pm	AxBass16: yo TaintedSeraph313: yo wasup AxBass16: nothing man AxBass16: you? TaintedSeraph313: nada lotta man TaintedSeraph313: bored i guess TaintedSeraph313: thinkin bout runnin TaintedSeraph313: but thinkin more along the lines of no AxBass16: yeah AxBass16: running sucks TaintedSeraph313: u suck TaintedSeraph313: ass AxBass16: hey fuck you TaintedSeraph313: shutup 787 AxBass16: nah man, that didn't even make sense TaintedSeraph313: yea it did TaintedSeraph313: maybe if u knew numbers TaintedSeraph313: number language TaintedSeraph313: then u could understand AxBass16: yeah well i don't AxBass16: so to me it didn't make sense TaintedSeraph313: well it dide to me TaintedSeraph313: haha TaintedSeraph313: and im laughin at the major insult TaintedSeraph313: HAHAH AxBass16: ... TaintedSeraph313: u clueless? TaintedSeraph313: walk the plank bitch AxBass16: dude, no AxBass16: nothing you can say will change my mind either TaintedSeraph313: shutup TaintedSeraph313: walk it TaintedSeraph313: damnit AxBass16: no man, fuck you TaintedSeraph313: walk TaintedSeraph313: now TaintedSeraph313: right now AxBass16: nope TaintedSeraph313: RIGHT NOW TaintedSeraph313: k then dont walk AxBass16: sorry TaintedSeraph313: DONT WALK AxBass16: fine AxBass16: i won't TaintedSeraph313: haha AxBass16: ahahaha TaintedSeraph313: i got u TaintedSeraph313: i win AxBass16: no i win TaintedSeraph313: loser TaintedSeraph313: i made u not walk AxBass16: i didn't walk did i? AxBass16: no i didn't TaintedSeraph313: nope TaintedSeraph313: i said not to AxBass16: exactly AxBass16: and i didn't AxBass16: i win TaintedSeraph313: so i win AxBass16: like i said AxBass16: no, i never said you couldn't not make me TaintedSeraph313: huh? TaintedSeraph313: sorry not makin sence again TaintedSeraph313: talk in numbers TaintedSeraph313: I win AxBass16: 456 12226+4 666 TaintedSeraph313: 1 875 AxBass16: fuck you AxBass16: i win TaintedSeraph313: bitch TaintedSeraph313: shut up TaintedSeraph313: loser TaintedSeraph313: louser TaintedSeraph313: louiser AxBass16: hey, you're the one talking in numbers and inventing words TaintedSeraph313: cause i got an imagination TaintedSeraph313: unlike mr loser AxBass16: hey man, back off AxBass16: i'll lash out and attack if i feel threatened or cornered TaintedSeraph313: haha pussy TaintedSeraph313: pussy pussy AxBass16: i'm warning you, don't make me angry AxBass16: you wouldn't like me angry TaintedSeraph313: onager incoming AxBass16: OOOORRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!! AxBass16: ahaahaha, now you will die TaintedSeraph313: im goin runnin bastard TaintedSeraph313: u wanan come? TaintedSeraph313: naw i forgot ur a pussy TaintedSeraph313: later AxBass16: eh, not really, i'm a pussy AxBass16: later nigga (Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 24th, 2003
9:38 pm	TaintedSeraph313: at home AxBass16: shit man, i called and came by nigga TaintedSeraph313: sucks man TaintedSeraph313: o for real TaintedSeraph313: i was sleepin maybe.. TaintedSeraph313: idk TaintedSeraph313: or shitin or somethin AxBass16: lol, probibly AxBass16: i wanted to get some doa action on TaintedSeraph313: o for real haha TaintedSeraph313: fri TaintedSeraph313: for the new champ AxBass16: yeah, a little preliminary match up AxBass16: it's on TaintedSeraph313: bitch im unstopable TaintedSeraph313: (this time) AxBass16: chaos vs mind cramp, which style will prevail TaintedSeraph313: round 2 of many AxBass16: dun dun duuuun!!! AxBass16: theme music TaintedSeraph313: guess what song this is from TaintedSeraph313: dunununun.....dun.. dun dunnn.... dunn dunn dunnnn AxBass16: umm, no idea TaintedSeraph313: damn man TaintedSeraph313: read it TaintedSeraph313: ahh TaintedSeraph313: children man TaintedSeraph313: its children TaintedSeraph313: duh cant u tell by the diff spellings AxBass16: children? AxBass16: is that a song or somthing TaintedSeraph313: yea TaintedSeraph313: technological song TaintedSeraph313: u know if u beat urself, it tears down ur muscles like if u worked em out TaintedSeraph313: or it feels the same anyway AxBass16: like, hit myself and shit? TaintedSeraph313: yea TaintedSeraph313: like i used to w that bat AxBass16: interesting, TaintedSeraph313: cause 2 days ago i worked out w the stick training! AxBass16: my new form of working our is kicking the crap out of myself TaintedSeraph313: u know.. the stick training! AxBass16: yeah TaintedSeraph313: yea serriosuily AxBass16: i know AxBass16: the stick training TaintedSeraph313: then i beat the fuck outta myself at the end till my stomach was bruised and bleading TaintedSeraph313: and its never been this sore before TaintedSeraph313: but it feels like i did a billion sit ups TaintedSeraph313: and my mom saw it and she was like! OMG ARE U STUPID! AxBass16: well, you did beat the shit out of yourself, i wouldn't expect it to hurt TaintedSeraph313: and she thinks i need help TaintedSeraph313: what to hurt?! TaintedSeraph313: the stick beating AxBass16: umm, i dunno man, i just reread what i wrote and i can't make any sense out of it TaintedSeraph313: it does hurt, i think itll train my mind to TaintedSeraph313: yea it didnt make to much sence to me either TaintedSeraph313: but most the shit u say doesnt AxBass16: yeah me either TaintedSeraph313: i just kinda nod ya know? AxBass16: yeah AxBass16: that's what i do whenever you talk to AxBass16: just a smile and a nod TaintedSeraph313: fuck yea man TaintedSeraph313: lol AxBass16: with a "shit man" or "daaaamn" thrown it AxBass16: in* TaintedSeraph313: yea exactly TaintedSeraph313: or no way TaintedSeraph313: or EXACTLY TaintedSeraph313: whatever fits best AxBass16: exactly AxBass16: (smiling and nodding) TaintedSeraph313: fuckin right AxBass16: thats what i was doing AxBass16: i was smiling and nodding AxBass16: thats what the parentheses mean TaintedSeraph313: i figured, but it works beter w this..... * AxBass16: you know, these things: "(" ")" TaintedSeraph313: yea TaintedSeraph313: what bout these... (.) (.) TaintedSeraph313: boooobbies TaintedSeraph313: i l0ve those AIM boobs TaintedSeraph313: there better than the real deal AxBass16: no, you can't feel or cup those kind TaintedSeraph313: but u can make em TaintedSeraph313: any size.. TaintedSeraph313: (.)(.) AxBass16: yeah, well you can play the real ones like bongos if you want to AxBass16: you just gotta make sure it's cool first TaintedSeraph313: lmao AxBass16: you wanna hear somthing kinda cool that i learned from experience lately? TaintedSeraph313: wasup? AxBass16: dead girls don't say no TaintedSeraph313: ehh TaintedSeraph313: dude TaintedSeraph313: haha AxBass16: it's like, anything goes man TaintedSeraph313: true though AxBass16: i could play her ass like bongos if i wanted TaintedSeraph313: or.. AxBass16: or what? TaintedSeraph313: u could cut her tits off and make a gravity bong w it AxBass16: you sick bastard TaintedSeraph313: dead girls cant say no AxBass16: your talking about a dead girl TaintedSeraph313: im talkin bout.. TaintedSeraph313: YOUR dead girl AxBass16: it's one think to sexually molest one, but butchering and bong making is just plain wrong TaintedSeraph313: why? TaintedSeraph313: how is that any more wrong?1 AxBass16: ummm, good point TaintedSeraph313: see TaintedSeraph313: u wanan do that after DOA? TaintedSeraph313: go find some dead hot chicks? AxBass16: hell yeah nikka TaintedSeraph313: cheese sucks man AxBass16: nah dude, cheese is good AxBass16: but that's my opinion TaintedSeraph313: no its not TaintedSeraph313: it sucks AxBass16: you are entitled to your aswell TaintedSeraph313: and u think so to TaintedSeraph313: o wow thx alot for tellin me what im entitled to.. TaintedSeraph313: asshole AxBass16: ok, now your just trying to argue TaintedSeraph313: what else can i do matt? AxBass16: dead chicks TaintedSeraph313: can i think for myself sometimes do? TaintedSeraph313: to* TaintedSeraph313: hell yea dead chicks AxBass16: hell yeah AxBass16: dude, we are now the dhcp AxBass16: DHCP IN THE HAOUUUUUUSE AxBass16: oops, minus the "A" TaintedSeraph313: whats that? AxBass16: dead hot chick patrol TaintedSeraph313: o i c TaintedSeraph313: hell yea TaintedSeraph313: fo sho AxBass16: fo hso AxBass16: fo sho AxBass16: man, fuck being sick TaintedSeraph313: yea it sucks AxBass16: hell yeah AxBass16: listen nigga, i gotta jett, but i'll talk to you later AxBass16: peace TaintedSeraph313: pace AxBass16: picante sauce fuck, i repeat, FUCK being sick (Comment on this)
Monday, September 8th, 2003
10:51 pm	AxBass16: you will die of boredom Zero P o iNT 85: no AxBass16: yes, i saw it in a vision while i was taking a shit bleh... (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2003
9:14 pm	i've discovered the secret to getting elected as the president: make legalizing pot a campaign promise, so many people will vote for you, so many people... (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 27th, 2003
10:41 pm	TaintedSeraph313: lmaoatwtct AxBass16: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT TaintedSeraph313: laughin my ass off all the way to china town TaintedSeraph313: muaha TaintedSeraph313: whats the deal puppet AxBass16: i xed it out so i can't save the funny shit TaintedSeraph313: ill tear u limb from limb TaintedSeraph313: i got it AxBass16: you'd want to fag AxBass16: faggot TaintedSeraph313: bitch TaintedSeraph313: fagget TaintedSeraph313: faggEt AxBass16: even though it should be fagget TaintedSeraph313: yea it should TaintedSeraph313: def TaintedSeraph313: . AxBass16: to sound phenetically correct AxBass16: fenetically* AxBass16: i dunno TaintedSeraph313: haha TaintedSeraph313: i think its photon AxBass16: fuck you AxBass16: why are you laughing at me TaintedSeraph313: cause u look funny AxBass16: yeah photon TaintedSeraph313: yea photon AxBass16: photon torpedo TaintedSeraph313: exactly TaintedSeraph313: fire photon torpedoes TaintedSeraph313: phasers enhance AxBass16: direct hit TaintedSeraph313: lifeless storage outside of exterior motive TaintedSeraph313: direct contact w superiors AxBass16: huh? TaintedSeraph313: shut uyp TaintedSeraph313: shyt uyp TaintedSeraph313: shit ipe AxBass16: is that your gay lingo for i like boys or somthing AxBass16: oop AxBass16: shut oop TaintedSeraph313: shut the fuck Urp AxBass16: shoot oop AxBass16: urp? AxBass16: did you hiccup or somthing? TaintedSeraph313: e=yea TaintedSeraph313: i hiccuped up ur soul AxBass16: NOOOOOOOOO TaintedSeraph313: muahah TaintedSeraph313: yes! AxBass16: well i just hiccuped yours... AxBass16: mwaha ha TaintedSeraph313: no u didnt TaintedSeraph313: damnit TaintedSeraph313: NO TaintedSeraph313: ! TaintedSeraph313: NONONO AxBass16: yes i did!! i have proof, i video taped it AxBass16: streaming video AxBass16: high definition TaintedSeraph313: well i have proof that is wasnt my soul TaintedSeraph313: cause i gave my to god already TaintedSeraph313: and u cant take it TaintedSeraph313: so u might of taken my decoy AxBass16: really? well when god wasn't lookin i snagged it from him TaintedSeraph313: naw... hes always lookin TaintedSeraph313: and just for that comment... tainted seraph will strike u down TaintedSeraph313: ****striking****** ****313****** TaintedSeraph313: photon torpedoes AxBass16: your right, i was trying to sound cool, but i really won it in a paper scissors rock contest, but i think he let me win AxBass16: shields enable TaintedSeraph313: damnit AxBass16: all power to front shields TaintedSeraph313: ahh focus fire power on his auxillary thrusters TaintedSeraph313: FIre TaintedSeraph313: hahah u are nomatch for me TaintedSeraph313: now give me my soul TaintedSeraph313: or else... AxBass16: auxillary thrusters are protected by my full power front shield TaintedSeraph313: im not goin toheaven TaintedSeraph313: EVER! TaintedSeraph313: auxillary thrusters are in the back TaintedSeraph313: duh TaintedSeraph313: cmon now AxBass16: noooo, mines the japanese version, i was too poor for the good one so i had to get the backwards one AxBass16: duh, idiot TaintedSeraph313: o TaintedSeraph313: FUCKIN SHIT AxBass16: i had to buy it cash from a mexican though TaintedSeraph313: lol cheap shit TaintedSeraph313: well thats to bad... cause my is a commy crusher TaintedSeraph313: muaha TaintedSeraph313: from the USSR TaintedSeraph313: now .. TaintedSeraph313: DIE AxBass16: but it's ok, it had dubs and some hydrolics TaintedSeraph313: ahh TaintedSeraph313: nice AxBass16: fuck that, i'm hitting the jucie and jetting the fuck outta hur, and i'm taking your soul with me TaintedSeraph313: u know what my goal is by the end of this year TaintedSeraph313: ? AxBass16: thrusters powering up AxBass16: engage thrusters.... AxBass16: now TaintedSeraph313: to secretly destroy the HUMAN RACE ONCE AND FOR ALL AxBass16: no AxBass16: what TaintedSeraph313: startin w u AxBass16: fuck man AxBass16: why me? TaintedSeraph313: after this attack TaintedSeraph313: FINAL JUDGMENT AxBass16: i thought we were friends, friends don't kill friends TaintedSeraph313: i know man.. TaintedSeraph313: ur right TaintedSeraph313: damnit TaintedSeraph313: how can i be so stupid AxBass16: it's ok, you are only human TaintedSeraph313: thats where ur wrong AxBass16: what?? TaintedSeraph313: im a seraph damnit TaintedSeraph313: cant u read AxBass16: ok yeah, my bad AxBass16: serapha the rappa TaintedSeraph313: ur just a sharp fish TaintedSeraph313: so stand outta my way AxBass16: nah man, i'm katana sharp TaintedSeraph313: real katana? or fake katana? AxBass16: i'll cut you biotch AxBass16: real of course TaintedSeraph313: damn AxBass16: one of the few TaintedSeraph313: yea. TaintedSeraph313: hmm TaintedSeraph313: rare.. AxBass16: i know TaintedSeraph313: very rare... TaintedSeraph313: strange... TaintedSeraph313: very strange... AxBass16: and so powerful TaintedSeraph313: yet SO POWERFUL TaintedSeraph313: brb1 AxBass16: ok TaintedSeraph313: aight back TaintedSeraph313: ima do my hmwk TaintedSeraph313: so im gone TaintedSeraph313: like the wind TaintedSeraph313: u want this convo TaintedSeraph313: u can put it on ur jaynor AxBass16: no AxBass16: asshole TaintedSeraph313: aight TaintedSeraph313: well later u fucker TaintedSeraph313: bitch ass dike shit ass cunt ripper AxBass16: this was brought to you by def-con owl traps TaintedSeraph313: ass grabber snake snatcher AxBass16: kills owls dead TaintedSeraph313: makes the pay TaintedSeraph313: for there crimes of free animals AxBass16: back of the knee licker TaintedSeraph313: aight later bitch dike jackson fucker AxBass16: hell yeah nikka AxBass16: lotus raper Auto response from TaintedSeraph313: gone yeah, what now bitch... (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 26th, 2003
9:41 pm	AxBass16: you AxBass16: yo* TaintedSeraph313: you! TaintedSeraph313: wasup jack AxBass16: not a lot jim AxBass16: you? TaintedSeraph313: notta damn thingo TaintedSeraph313: i figured out a new way to meditate, and its been alot alot alot faster and tighter AxBass16: damn i'm boredo AxBass16: coolo TaintedSeraph313: indeed TaintedSeraph313: so u fuck meghan yet? AxBass16: yesterday TaintedSeraph313: lmao TaintedSeraph313: haha TaintedSeraph313: lol TaintedSeraph313: thats funny AxBass16: whats so funny? TaintedSeraph313: idk AxBass16: you got a laughing problem or somthing? AxBass16: huh? fag? huh??? TaintedSeraph313: yea and a starin problem TaintedSeraph313: dead fuck AxBass16: loser fuck TaintedSeraph313: livin shit TaintedSeraph313: insect AxBass16: do you star with your glasses, four eyes? TaintedSeraph313: insest TaintedSeraph313: yea TaintedSeraph313: do u sniff cocaine TaintedSeraph313: ? TaintedSeraph313: do u munch on codein TaintedSeraph313: do u listen to dying children TaintedSeraph313: ? TaintedSeraph313: do u feel ike flyin high? TaintedSeraph313: if u do AxBass16: yeah, sometimes, doesn't everyone? TaintedSeraph313: tell the judge it was my faul TaintedSeraph313: t TaintedSeraph313: and ill get sued TaintedSeraph313: oi TaintedSeraph313: indeed TaintedSeraph313: i needa start my stupid book TaintedSeraph313: STUPID BOOK TaintedSeraph313: ARG AxBass16: lol yeah TaintedSeraph313: then i gotta read the even gayer book TaintedSeraph313: for eng 3 AxBass16: didn't you read it last year?> TaintedSeraph313: naw TaintedSeraph313: i coiuldnt read last year AxBass16: lol, figures AxBass16: lol TaintedSeraph313: haha AxBass16: haha AxBass16: i was mocking you by the way Auto response from TaintedSeraph313: omg i have to pee!! OMG! I HAVE TO PEE! AxBass16: shit, now i gotta pee AxBass16: hey, dude looks like a lady, you're retarded TaintedSeraph313: hey dude smells like rotting fish, ur a fagget AxBass16: hey, can't spell worth shit, it's faggot TaintedSeraph313: naw TaintedSeraph313: maybe in ur book of gay TaintedSeraph313: but not in my book of straight AxBass16: hey, you wrote the book of gay AxBass16: bitch, what now? TaintedSeraph313: lol AxBass16: yeeeeeah, booooooy TaintedSeraph313: good one tweet AxBass16: i know beep AxBass16: beep it TaintedSeraph313: tweet TaintedSeraph313: tweet AxBass16: beeping beeped beerer TaintedSeraph313: up ur ass faggEt AxBass16: beeper* TaintedSeraph313: beerer? TaintedSeraph313: beerader? TaintedSeraph313: beerader gator? AxBass16: up your ass and in your mouth FAGGoT TaintedSeraph313: lol TaintedSeraph313: nigga TaintedSeraph313: im goin to go read TaintedSeraph313: so u can now go do ur thing u do that everyone else thinks is gay TaintedSeraph313: later TaintedSeraph313: GAYtor TaintedSeraph313: muaha! AxBass16: hey, fuck yoy TaintedSeraph313: good one huh? AxBass16: FAGOR TaintedSeraph313: ima clever biatch TaintedSeraph313: lol TaintedSeraph313: layer AxBass16: FAGGOR AxBass16: peace TaintedSeraph313: layer AxBass16: peach TaintedSeraph313: layer AxBass16: peach TaintedSeraph313: layer AxBass16: peach UA strikes again... (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, August 18th, 2003
11:22 pm	hahaha...i got a cd player...yaaay... (Comment on this)
Friday, August 15th, 2003
5:41 pm	i would like to wish each of you an early happy birthday to me...this sucks man...oh well, smoke a bowl for me... (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 12th, 2003
12:16 pm	stoner revalation of the day you know, all you need to do is look at shit in a good way man, out a positive spin on shit, it'll all become clear... p.s. this was supposed to be last night, but i passed out... (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 11th, 2003
1:45 pm	Why did the chicken cross the road? to get fucking hit by Matt's car...bitch... total # of Kills: Mice - 0 Rabbits - 1 Bird - 1 Squirlle(sp?) - 0 Chickens - 1 1/2 (2 Comments |Comment on this)
12:10 am	yeah man, cop are just lazy man, i mean, instead of driving his car and then taking his car out then back to his car then home...he should just drive the car home, be like, "it's 9:00 and i'm going home", so he goes home, the cops are all worried 'cause they don't know where their car is, they looked everywhere, checked every donut stand in the city for it and they check each creek, you wanna know where they found it? in front of his house with him in it and a radar gun in his lap...why? beacuase he was so lazy, i mean, look at him, he hasen't mooved for days he just stays there and guns people, he gave the gps to his wife because she goes places...the crazy part is man, we pay these cops to do this, i mean, we pay our taxes and they do this? i mean, i hate to say it, but i mean, it's kinda good whenever a cop dies man, i mean, it would lower our taxes and weed out the ones not doing the job, it should be like a tax right-off or somthing, i mean, i could go back and kill that cop back there and fucking rape his wife too...well it might not be rape, i could satisfy her...i would be a hero... i dunno so don't ask... (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 10th, 2003
8:23 pm	don't second guess the rain, roll up your windows - a public service announcment brought to you by the UA (Comment on this)
2:26 pm	come baby baby come baby come come... (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 9th, 2003
8:27 pm	keef is worth it...yeah... (Comment on this)
3:26 pm	zack rubs his cock all over tonys bedrail and tony was putting his lips all over it (4 Comments |Comment on this)
3:22 pm	zack just touched tonys dick, they say it was accidental, but i'm not sure... (Comment on this)
11:30 am	don't you argue with me about "dazed and confused" i know more about that movie than jake knows about giving good head... (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 8th, 2003
9:58 am	smoke it 'till it burns your fingers... (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 7th, 2003
9:46 am	Back off i got a shrink gun! Who touched my ankle!!!??? GUN!!You think i dont see??!!You think I don`t feel your eyes like grubby little fingers, little children`s fingers on my body!!!??!!... Back off ! I`ll make you teensy! BANG BANG BANG -Miren Reducto (Comment on this)
Sunday, August 3rd, 2003
11:45 am	you know why i prefer white bread? i'll tell you why, it's devoid of any other colors but white, making it a "pure bread" if you will...god damn artificial colors trying to contaminate and taint our world, they need to go back to the jungles they came from and leave us alone (2 Comments |Comment on this)